you were not born with venom in your veins.

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

scrolling through a ship's ao3 tag like a world weary detective scanning through hundreds of hours of CCTV footage in search of clues that just aren't there

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

this is the official pokemon tumblr account posting the origin of shocked pikachu

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you.

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

Jesus Christ! You need to collect 10 of me for your stupid fucking quest! Lol