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That’s a yikes ya found me

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thepleasuregoblin

“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me

super-metroid

edgebug

times are tough. have this blessed short film from xmas of my sister and brother figuring out they can macarena to cascada’s “everytime we touch”

edgebug

i asked their permission to post this but i don’t think they realized how many notes it would get. they will either be delighted or horrified. maybe both

glumshoe

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

semoka

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

glumshoe

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

derpomatic

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

spookyghostiesandthings

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

inkabelledesigns

This is my cup of tea.

supremelordoveralldinosaurs

l3reezey

Do not for the love of god group me in with these children that think this phrase is okay. As a millennial I personally think the phrase is immature and shows that younger people today don’t like being told they are wrong or when a person older than them doesn’t listen to them. Go fight in the war or live through the depression than come back and cry to me about how older people don’t listen to you. Maybe it’s for this reason.

iwantyourflannels

ok boomer

plagued-by-visions

Ok boomer

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

Ok boomer

Ok boomer

Ok boomer

ok boomer

ok boomer

Okay boomer

We're all jaded and cynical, l3reezey, you ain't special. You just forgot how to laugh through it. The Gen Z kids are amazing, and if they "ok, boomer" you, it's because you deserve it.

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gluten-free-pussy

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

animution11

royalhans

polar opposite of this post

hrmsketches

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

gluten-free-pussy

This is really beautiful!!!

harrypotterhousequotes

HUFFLEPUFF: “It’s easy to feel hopeful on a beautiful day like today, but there will be dark days ahead of us, too. There will be days when you feel alone, and that is when hope is needed most. No matter how buried it gets or how lost you feel, you must promise me that you will hold onto hope. Keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer.” –Alex Kurtzman + Roberto Orci + Jeff Pinkner (Gwen Stacy: The Amazing Spider-Man 2)

battlechick

this is literally the sweetest thing ever 🥺

lovelyzealousangel-deactivated2

So @mrswhozeewhatsis , @girl-with-a-fandom-fettish and I came up with an idea. Can we all tag our supernatural season 15 spoilers with

#dontspoilthefinalhunt

Similar to what we did with endgame.

Because people have been watching the show for 15 years. Then don't deserve to have the ending be spoiled for them just because they can't watch it live. Especially the international fans.

lovelyzealousangel-deactivated2

Tagging people to spread the word: @bamby0304 @crashdevlin @erins-culinary-service @fandom-is-my-middle-name @ghostshadow1312 @heycasbutt @impala-dreamer @idreamofplaid @kittenofdoomage @katehuntington @ladywinchester1967 @luci-in-trenchcoats @negans-lucille-tblr @team-free-will-you-idjits-67 @thecleverdame @welldonebeca @zephyrie

I know I didn't ask for permission for tagging y'all but thought it was important. Sorry.

negans-lucille-tblr

Love this idea. Hopefully I'll be up to date by then as I'm almost on season 14 now but I'll still be watching it late as I'm in the UK!

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rawhoneybliss

It's time for you to start taking the necessary steps to become that version of yourself that you can't stop dreaming about.

andrew-jason

ruinedchildhood

That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character…

thatsthat24

Kuzco could have played Deadpool

deadblogggu-u-deactivated202010

messy thing just to get my thoughts down

kelpls

IT’S OCTOBER

virgilisaneternalmood

IT’S OCTOBER

thewizardconnoisseurbutnot

It’s not October but it’s close enough

sand-in-the-timepiece

AW

lesbianshepard

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

lesbianshepard

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

lesbianshepard

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

lesbianshepard

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me:

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

lesbianshepard

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

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chewbacca

Lilo & Stitch (2002)

bochabucc

The world wasn't ready for Megamind in 2010. I think it could be ready now. After seeing the same superhero arc in every Marvel movie, the squandered subversion in expectations from Game of Thrones, the tired consistent revamps of previously done ideas from Disney,, I petition that we just rerelease Megamind in theaters again. No changes at all. Just toss it back in there and let people experience culture and class for the first time in their lives

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