i’m an astronaut, you’re the moon

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

The little mutual label that appears after your URL in my notifs are friendship bracelets to me btw

trying to find furniture secondhand is actually a nightmare now

because why the fuck are these "flippers" taking furniture that they pay next to nothing for, barely doing anything to it, and then selling it for $900+

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

I couldn’t figure out why there were small brown flecks in my coffee and I was freaking out a little but it’s just the vanilla bean paste I use 😭

I am smart to an extent ☝️

I put my airpods in and my phone started autoplaying the 1975 from…. somewhere

they were connected to someone else’s phone????

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping