which sounds funny, but it wasn't

evil skulls, flaming skulls, demon skulls, cyber skulls, beast skulls. i want to see more of these.

what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car

i like when you are messaging someone and you can see in real time when they delete or edit a message to rephrase it. especially good if it's been at least a minute since they sent it so you know they're rereading it while they wait for you to respond. it's the digital equivalent of watching someone squirm a little