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“no, you see, people who abuse animals are broadly hated in society, and that hatred is normative, which means that the act of kicking a dog into the grand canyon is transgressive, and everything transgressive is queer, so therefore animal abuse is queer, so therefore we should add dog-kickers to the acronym immediately. i have already made a dog-kicker pride flag. if you criticize my brand-new dog-kicker pride flag then you are reactionary. if you criticize my friends who are only queer in the sense that they kick dogs then that is respectability politics. if you warn people not to walk their dogs in the park that me and my fellow dog-kickers hang out at then that’s cancel culture. if you call the cops on my friend who refers to himself as ‘Dog-Kicker Champion’ merely because he has adopted 8 dogs in the past 8 months yet there are no dogs in his apartment and something isn’t adding up, that’s actually carceral. maybe those dogs WANTED to get kicked into the grand canyon, did you ever consider that? if you really cared about animal welfare you would let the dogs get adopted by D.K.C. because at least then they wouldn’t be in a crowded shelter. I actually think it’s much more suspicious that you want to CONTROL what happens to these dogs.”

Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her

im like tony soprano if he wasnt from new jersey and wasnt in the mafia and wasnt italian and wasnt married and didnt have kids or money and he didn't do all that stuff

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Grandpa's Treasure

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

this is obviously for you you fag you from scotlish Ohio

i saw you hesitate while typing that slur asshole. delete your blog already

im not a real hater im nice unlike you