gentlemen

he/him 22 🤦‍♂️ im spy tf2's biggest fan shes my best friend and she hangs out with me after work and we go to the bar and we play poker but she lets me win because we are best friends. me and the tf2 spy. and she never kils me or backstabs me. okay? we are like. best friends. me and the spy from team fortress two. we do everything together. we cook together. we clean together. we watch hilarious sitcoms together. we even sleep in the same bed. and when she has to go to work she says "oh rudy ill miss you! off to visit your mother!" and i know shes joking. shes actually off to fuck around at 2fort for 2 hours until someone eventually captures the briefcase enough times. but the thing you should take away from this is that the spy is my favorite tf2 character. Okay its not letting me edit this on my phone but im 23 now