Messy Man

I'll never fathom how anyone couldn't love this man and his creations. Theo Solomon you are a gem and I will never let anyone tarnish your good spirit.

finger you dusty style

you have contracted mummy rot

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

god i wish i could hit an elf with my car it would be so awesome

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

By all means feel free to share your own jerma mold experiences with the class

Gnomes don’t have internet because if they did they’d send death threats to everyone they know and strangers as well

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert