the Thing John Carpenter made a movie about

favourite kind of post goes like this

specific scenario description

who the fuck is character

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

i hope all missionaries die i hope all evangelical christians die i hope all tradwife content dies i hope the mormon church goes under i hope all mega churches explode

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

every characters theme deserves to be remixed into an elevator music style ambient track so i can listen to it and imagine them chilling on the porch with a beer or filing their taxes or whatnot

japanese first person pronouns appeal to me on a pure information conveyance level. you're telling me with just the word "i" i could be communicating that I'm an adult man and an asshole?

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

one of these things is not like the others lmfao

all of these things are things ive heard more than once in real life, and all of these are judgmental losers putting their shitty noses where they dont belong.

i'm not going to give you a pat on the back for defending somebody's anime porn game purchasing habits

Judgmental loser putting their shitty nose where it dont belong^

not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing