when the birds write

this means more to me than it should

does everyone know fandom means imagining non canon scenarios

very funny to me when goalies are hot. like, they didn't have to do all that. the team was already willing to both die and kill for them. then you take off their big mask and they were secretly hot the whole time? unnecessary

What’s really crazy is that Yuna was supposed to have a baby girl and she would have grown up and married Ilya Rozanov and their union would produce greatest hockey player of all time. But in her love for her husband David, Yuna decided to have a baby boy, disrupting millennia of selective breeding intended to create the greatest hockey player of all time. She had the hubris to believe that she was powerful enough to create the Kwizatz Hockeypuck. And you know what? She was right. Because her son is Shane fucking Hollander. I mean look at him

ok well now i am thinking about shanes thick strong thighs wrapped around ilyas waist