What the Sneef

Oh you should for sure pick that up

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

babes i said 4 my lads 4 this isnt 4 i said 4 this isnt that you didnt give me 4 i wanted 4

Hey bro can I come over and cough up blood and cough up blood and order takeout and then cough up more blood

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

This is my joy.

spending $10 ten times should NEVER EVER equal $100

can i come over and have anxiety

it’s okay to be horny as long as u feel really bad and gross and weird about it

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother