Radiation & Robots + (whatever the hell Tango is)

To be clear, farmers do wash and sterilise cow teats and milking equipment with iodine, they're not just squeezing sewage into your milk or anything. But it only takes one overlooked teat or little wrinkle or distracted worker to get bacterial contamination in the milk, and dangerous bacteria really, really love eating milk. All farming is messy; the occasional slug trapped in your lettuce or bug crushed into your flour won't hurt you, but all the stuff that babies love in milk is also stuff that harmful bacteria loves, and under ideal conditions a salmonella or e. coli population can double every 20 minutes. In the milk, it's gonna double slower, but it's gonna double a lot faster than you'd like, especially since the milk you buy is going to be between many hours and many weeks old depending on where you get it. All milk should be assumed to be contaminated until pasteurised. Buying raw milk from a dedicated farmer who knows and bathes all of her cows and milks them by hand and got that milk that very morning is safer than buying raw factory milk, but in the same way that driving 3 drinks over the alcohol limit is safer than driving 5 drinks over the limit. Just get the pasteurised milk.

Louis Pasteur was a French chemist, pharmacist, and microbiologist renowned for his discoveries of the principles of vaccination, microbial fermentation, and pasteurization, the last of which was named after him.

I simmmoned you bc I enjoy your opinions on stuff like thid

playing russian roulette with a shrink ray

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“hazbin hotel is ugly with bad dialogue, questionable politics, horrible character design, a monotonous color scheme that makes it difficult to distinguish the characters in group shots, and an often ‘what the hell, sure’ approach to plot” is a shallow and boring take. whereas if you, as i have, really sat down and watched hazbin hotel and just really got to know it you would learn: it’s also☝️ racist

a Black creole man in new orleans rising to fame among high society in the 1920s and early 30s despite the odds against him however he secretly has a voodoo shack where he performs ritualistic cannibalism. he is shot by a hunter when mistaken for a deer and in hell takes a deer-esque form; his soul is owned by a white demon woman who uses explicitly animalistic language to refer to him, and for a time he lived in a place known as cannibal town (her dominion). and he personally owns the soul of keith david’s character and is shown to keep him on a chain. interesting interesting. medrano and associates if i might bend your ear for a spell i would love to know more about the process of creating this character, perhaps a word association game, an inquiry, even, after your familiarity with racial caricature, the naacp’s guidelines for the depiction of Black life in media, the life and work of w.e.b. du bois…if i might offer you some reading….

I mean it’s kinda the real life tragedy of love exaggerated, innit? Irl people die young or one person dies old and another person dies even older. At the end of it all someone gets left behind and has to learn how to move on after that. And for the one who dies you know you’re leaving them behind. You know you’re dooming them to moving on and if you believe in an afterlife god only knows how long you’ll be waiting for them on the other side. The tragedy of the immortal loving the mortal takes those feelings we all know about and rips your heart out about it.

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

Main crew of decepticons shrink themselves for some special plan infiltrating the autobot base but it goes wrong pretty much immediately and they all end up getting the paper and cup treatment