Eugh

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

do you want to play dead bodies with me

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

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Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.