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Mccree/Mercy:

- 100% Chill

- simple hearted with strong sense of justice

- will go through fire and water for anyone

- qestionable ways of relaxing

- social misfit and weirdo but doesn’t acknowledge

- due to regeneration power, grew reckless and is not afraid of getting hurt

- so actually dumb

- favourite activity is crashing with jetpack

- smoothie addiction

Gabe/Moira

- 150iq but still makes dumb jokes

- laughs at his own jokes

- also laughs maniacally

- acts and talks like he’s performing a show

- generally talks in ALL CAPS

- edgy elegance

- enjoys giving orders, never other way around

- Surrounded By Idiots syndrome

Genji/Zarya

- TOO MUCH self confidence

- narcissistic as fuck

- A knight in shining armor

- always ready to fight someone

- takes everything as challenge

- ocasionally responsible

- smarter than you’d think

- but heavily intellectual conversations still give him a headache

They actually didn’t find new bones. Rather, a forensic scientist re-examined measurements taken from bones found on Nikumamoru Island back in 1940. The bones were originally examined by some dude back in 1941 who unequivocally concluded they had to belong to a “short, stocky male” because there’s no way they could belong to some fearless globe-trotting adventurer delicate woman. Using new techniques to examine the measurements, the scientist has concluded with 99% certainly the Nikumamoru bones belonged to Eartheart.

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

2nd half of the video: An actual fucking armed robbery, doesn’t look staged (unless they’ve got a friend that’s ride or die enough to get tackled and have a display rack fall on them, those shits HURT), the two con artists conspire to thwart the third intruder, but still make off with their stolen chips

Critical Role Crack: Episode 5 - Part 1

Critical Role Crack is back!!! So sorry for the long wait everyone, life gets in the way sometimes. I don’t have any plans to go back to Episode 4 unfortunately, my apologies. Special thanks to CritRoleStats for uploading every moment someone said Nine because that was a huge help for the last big joke!