lefty tighty, righty loosey

Will Wood music is so good it’s like. I’m at a jazz show. I’m at a rock concert. I’m disassociating. I’m hyper aware of how my body looks. I hate modern society. Can’t we go back to the 50s? Wait the 50s sucked too. I’m a vampire. I’m a werewolf. I’m incapable of love. I have so much love to give. What’s my gender anyway? I am at a skeleton swing party in an animated film.

“we shared vessels” is up there but funniest fucking shot of the episode is that cut to the empty MDR work station. dylan busy homewrecking his own marriage. irving wrecking someone else’s. mark and helly in the ninth circle of a four dimensional situationship. Seth out of office for the day on an official paperclip management seminar. Idk why reddit is so pressed about finishing Cold Harbour that shit is NOT getting done

[Image Description: A two-part gifset from Severance and an accompanying tweet and reply. The first gif shows Mr Milchick pointing upward and saying, "This is the tallest waterfall on the planet." The second gif shows a waterfall, with the four innie twins at the top showing that the drop is not particularly big. The first tweet says, "'this is the biggest waterfall in the world :)' whatever you say beautiful", and the reply says, "I love a bitch who lies for no reason like okay man whatever". End ID.]

went to the will wood concert yesterday and was standing in the merch line and someone behind me is like "excuse me sorry sorry sorry can i squeeze through here im so sorry" and i turn around and. it's will wood himself. carrying the BIGGEST charcuterie board i have ever seen