DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT

born to be a lover girl forced to be funnier than every man i meet

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

every horror game needs to give you a gun so if you get too scared you can shoot yourself

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

let it be known he is chilling like crazy