I don't know what this is, but it's fun.

What if this video was about a witch and a cat in the alps or some shit

On the American broadcast, about five seconds after the music started the announcer said about the woman, “she lists her hobbies as ‘forgetting things’ and ‘existential crises’”, and I can’t imagine a more delightful one-two punch

YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD START CLAPPING ALONG ALMOST IMMEDIATELY

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

"Ultimately, I want to remember the positivity this show has brought the world. People have told us, 'This has completely altered the way I think about my life,' and that's such a blessing," he says."It doesn't have to be everything to everybody. It matters enough, and that's what I want to remember."

My headcanon of the day is that Ilya is not used to getting calls from family members unless they need something from him. Nobody ever calls him (maybe apart from Shane) to just simply check up on him. So the first time David calls him on a random day of the week, asks him about his day, hands the phone to Yuna to do the same—Ilya is a little confused as to why these people are just randomly calling him. He even texts David after they've hung up to confirm if they needed something and have just forgotten to mention it. When David texts back "no son we just wanted to check up on you" Ilya sits and stares at that text until he feels his throat close up and there's an odd sting in his eyes.

ilya the condoms just come like that. was i supposed to somehow buy less than a full box of condoms. like the condoms just come attached like that how was i supposed to have less condoms

why can my ADHD brain not get through five pages of an actual book but read two novels worth of heated rivalry fanfiction in 72 hours? like can I please get college textbooks and research papers wrapped in hollanov fluff? das kapital but its a class struggle!AU hurt/comfort enemies to lovers fic where shane and ilya have to come to terms with loving across the lines of the class divide while scott and kip start the socialist revolution anyone?

I would like to issue a formal apology: apparently my ADHD brain can get through at least half a novel in one sitting, provided it *is* indeed gay hockey player erotica. I would apologize for any inconvenience my misrepresentations have caused, but this is the first time I managed to do this since my late teens (that's a decade ago, so yes, Ilya would be calling me a dinosaur at this point), so this was news to me as well. Good news, though.

Interviewer: Mr. Hollander, how would you describe your rival? Shane: he's like that 0.01% of the germs that won't die from hand sanitizer.

Shane: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself. Ilya: I’ve been prepared for that my entire life.

I feel you, Ilya.