dump 👏 him 👏

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

the new patriarchal dynamic is men being emotionally withholding and distant whilst periodically being affectionate/amorous when they get short bursts of desire for a woman, then they return 2 being stunted and not knowing how to communicate and women have to take on the ‘cool girl’ role of being unbothered by emotional whiplash because they’re so scared of fulfilling the misogynistic stereotype of ‘overbearing high maintenance girlfriend’

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

The synchronized “jOHN MulANey” absolutely destroyed me

MUHLANEE

This is what it feels like when auditory processing just shuts off

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever fucking heard

baby time