ABRACADAAYYUUUUM

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

akinator could destroy chatgpt

wait

fiona what you did to that snake was fucked up

God forbid women do literally anything

But it’s not so enjoy

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge