Bad times are just times that are bad.

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Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

My mom would love this post

They’ll kill you for saying hi on tumblr but we must stay hi higher than them

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

k-mart was named after karl marts, the widely known capitalist and founder of the martsist ideology

marts is synonymous with martsist theory, but it's important to keep in mind other notable consumists that have contributed to the ideology's propagation, like vladimir spendin and leon shopsky