Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

really interested in the idea of being loved

you're laughing. i asked you who sings party rock anthem and you're laughing.

*hops around my room on one foot trying to pull my pants up like a teen boy who’s about to miss his bus in an 80’s movie*

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?

This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

astrology isnt real but every positive thing written about my sign is true 

Hold me closer tiny bastard

we’re drinkin WATER TONIGHT BABEY

if a clown in a sewer offered me a paper boat i simply would not take it

vibe test came back negative :(