Zeref: If you’re not willing to plot my assassination then honestly, fuck you.

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

Shit hurted

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

is there anything or anyone who isn't beautiful when touched by sun or similarly by love?

Just last week I finally got an RCA-to-HDMI converter so I could boot up the Wii again, and I had the exact same wash of emotions. There’s something about having to navigate the front menu with a Wiimote too… the sort of delayed wavy motion tracking that still somehow ends up exactly where you wanted to point… feeling the slight vibration as your cursor passes over those little tv channels… the constant lingering presence of the Miis, which somehow managed to seem ahead of their time and comically primitive… each channel’s little jingle when you select it setting the mood for what’s in store, along with a little animated title screen… The Wii definitely is a perfect little microcosm of its time. I look forward to kids growing up and discovering it as a somewhat goofy little relic, tightening their wrist straps, and waggling their way through a round of Mii bowling.

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

When it’s raining, and their wipers are on, cars wave at each other.