The worst blog ever, of all time.

isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

hozier really came out here and changed his link to his merch on his site to “take me to merch” and this is the best way to remember he’s a fucking millennial.

if you’ve ever fatshamed anyone you’re not allowed to enjoy fat bottomed girls by queen

actually if you’ve ever fatshamed anyone you’re not allowed to enjoy queen

you know what if you’ve ever fatshamed anyone you’re not allowed to enjoy anything. fuck you

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

Bro….

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

Call that skeet shooting

What’s the mood after seeing Infinity War

Damn right

imagine if deadpool got hit by “The Snap” but he regenerates faster than he dissolves so the entire movie he’s just flaking

That’d contrast with the comics, where Thanos cursed Deadpool to never die, to keep him away from Death who has a thing for Wade.

Thanos is hella petty like that O.O

“On wednesdays we wear Infinity Gauntlets”

 “Humanoid” can be a vague term when looking at alien/creature cause sometimes it refers to anything that’s upright and loosely has the body plan of a human, and other times people mean literally just a normal ass human with things added on

as long as it has a sensory organ or two and some limbs, it’s humanoid enough as far as I’m concerned.

the bare minimum is that humanoids must be bipedal

And they can’t have feathers

Man we really are doomed to repeat history aren’t we?