autumn;

bonus because they're extra insane for this

That one time Phil left Techno's front door opened, a creeper walked in and blew up his living room

Phil frantically trying to pick everything up and shove them into chests before they despawn and looking at the tutorial Techno used, trying to fix it block by block, he had to dig around Techno's storage desperately for extra white concretes, and the cherry on top, all of Techno's fanarts and signs with artists' names were also blown up and on the ground, then ranboo walked in and got roped into fixing the art like it's four different puzzles' worth of pieces in a chest mixed with maps

Techno is online, his dogs in the living room, without the boat, teleported to him

They're running out of time

Which way was the stairs above the front door facing

but the thing is that it's not a free ride or even a birthright. IT'S A CONTRACT.

you are awarded male privilege when you achieve masculinity and the way you achieve that masculinity is in maintaining, promoting, and enforcing male supremacy. if you break your contract by failure, or even worse by deliberate abdication of the terms, boop! you're punished until you stop or escape or die. privilege means private law, and it cuts both ways: the benefits men award their winners are much nicer than what women get, but the punishment the losers and the traitors get are much worse.