Lalli 🐑

26 years old will be a new and unprecedented age of pining. lets all yearn until it kills us.

thinking about mickey 17 again and getting really pissed off. why did the parasite guy make a feature length snl skit lol.

i always feel rly annoying when im making plans with someone. like are you free on this day? no? how about this day or this day or this week? makes me feel sort of pushy and suffocating.

for some reason i still haven't quite gotten used to recieving anal. it always feels so scary and uncomfortable - i tense up and go quiet before it, and once it's in it feels so deeply intrusive and violating. something about it feels at least vaguely traumatic every single time. it's easily my favourite feeling in the whole world.

girlfriend fucked me rly rly hard and told me afterwards that she was trying to make me cry. thats SO MEAN.

would i go on a date with her? probably not. is she on t gel? yes. do i want to find out if i can fit something that big? what do you think.

my girlfriend's friend is reasonably hot, lives a 40 minute walk away, and - as i'm now finding out - really wants to top me. so maybe it's not all over for lalli yet.