Someday.

THESE ARE SO PRECIOUS!!!!!

casually learning how the stock market works because my dedication to the drama knows no bounds

howls moving potato sorting station

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

True love is using actual garlic sweetie

my favorite part about living in new jerseymonster aight this was gonna be a bad text post but why the fuck did my phone just auto change jersey to jerseymonster

What does your phone know that it’s not telling us

id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time

Abuse bro

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

Thats ADHD

Big suffering!

The twelve months of 2020