you should read Trigun bro the main character is Jesus but also Cain and his genocidal ecoterrorist twin brother is Abel but also Lucifer at the same time. They're kind of Adam and Eve too but later on the evil twin is also Noah. The protagonist Jesus guy has a homoerotic friendship with a priest whose gun is shaped like a life-size cross and the priest guy is Judas but also The Bride Of Christ™. There's canon trans rep. Transhumanism too. DID rep. Physical disability rep. Did I mention Jesus has a huge ass and wears leather bondage fetish gear everywhere. The other most important characters are a couple of insurance agents. Somebody is named Midvalley the Hornfreak

i'll never forgive a certain genre of person for fostering this common conception that dostoeyvsky's works are all these horribly depressing, hard to read novels because that man's writing is funny as hell and reads like a long distance friend telling you about a local drama on facetime at 2am

crime and punishment is so funny bc rodya will sit there like “wouldn’t it be crazy if i committed the crime? i mean i’m not saying that i did but like. if i did. wouldn’t that be crazy? haha you must think i’m insane hahaha what if this is all to trick you?” and then when people do in fact suspect him for the crime that he committed he loses his shit

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

sometimes the absence is more compelling. let's lack something and then feel its presence forever in the empty space where it should be.

the planet of trigun is a legitimate fucking huge desert and wolfwood still finds ways to get hit by the same vehicle

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill