Fallout New Nobody

one of the best things that has come out of the history of artistic techniques is the instability of the majority of blue pigments that lead to us having lots of XIV-XV century crucifixions now left with a deep red sky from the morellone left behind after all the blue fell. which is so fucking hot if you ask me

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

If you make a post slightly critical of a certain piece of mainstream media you will get people whose emotional support media it is posting at you like they're doing a power of friendship speech in a shōnen show

"You say that D&D isn't gay... And maybe you're right. Maybe it is simply a product made by a company that cares only for profit and cynically marketed through appeals to identity... But it brought me and my friends together! And I won't sit here and let you disparage the bad company's product by pointing out that it's not gay!!!" gets into a giant robot made of D&D products while wielding a huge asterisk that says "I don't support Wizards of the Coast the company"

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

You've heard about the Madonna/Whore complex, now I propose Mary/Medea: a fictional mother must be an absolute perfect selfless saint whose identity revolves solely around her children, or else be a selfish abusive demon with no redeeming qualities whatsoever