Fallout New Nobody

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

actually creators can be wrong about their characters sometimes. for example sometimes a creator thinks their character has blue eyes

Constantly obsessed with the concept of a man forced to be a myth. What do you do when every step you take is embedded into the text. Every word you say prose to read. You're part of something bigger than yourself. The narrative tugs you along like water currents. There is no time to rest, to be human. You must be great, you must be legend

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

they should host the next world cup game in Intercourse, PA

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

I think it's very funny how I'm obsessed with getting timeline and lore right ™️ in whatever fic I'm writing or people will stone me to death but when I'm reading fanfiction and encounter one of those inaccuracies I'm just 'this is wrong but like whatever'.

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you