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incomplete list of shane hollander’s most jock-ish sexual fantasies he and ilya have completed (with the help of heavy bribes to arena staff):
•ilya fucking him in the locker room (strictest version of this fantasy is getting passed around the locker room but in reality it’s just them)
•hazing roleplay where ilya shoves shane’s face into his sweaty jockstrap
•blowing ilya in the penalty box
•captain ilya “coaching” rookie shane roleplay
•sitting on ilya’s dick while reviewing game tape and having to give game analysis while ilya toys with him
•cockwarming ilya with his mouth while ilya is playing COD with the boys
•season-long orgasm-per-goal rule (shane-only. he has to earn it)
shane waiting to be kissed
If we're talking asks that may have been eaten by tumblr I'm resending this one cuz I think you'd like it; I originally thought of this for once Shane joins the Centaurs and Ilya is Captain and they're sharing rooms on the road, but it could also fit with a rookie/captain AU:
Ilya doing gameplanning or whatever in their room and Shane getting so turned on by Ilya casually demonstrating high-level hockey competence that he needs him now, but Ilya really does need to get this done so naturally it goes to cockwarming
Either Shane bent over, Ilya's notebook/clipboard whatever on his back as he holds still to not mess up what Ilya's writing and maybe gives his own commentary/opinion when Ilya asks
Or Shane on his knees, still needing to be so stil as Ilya balances whatever he's writing on on Shane's head and it turns out that having Ilya down his throat while Ilya is talking hockey (and maybe a little bit the objectification and service of it all) sends Shane to another plane of existence mentally in the best way
It is sick and twisted that you sent this ask to me before and Tumblr kept it from me,,, this is SO real and true to #myhollanov, like I genuinely believe this happened. Cockwarming AND Shane's hockey/competency kink with that little sprinkling of degradation if Ilya chooses the 'ignore/act dismissive' route added on top? PLUS HUMAN FURNITURE⁉️⁉️⁉️ Oh yeah,,, that's the good stuff 😮💨😮💨😮💨
i actually don’t think i was alive until i watched ilya mouth ‘more’ at shane from across that gym floor
#ILYA BEING ABLE TO FINALLY ASK SOMEONE ELSE FOR MORE……… more ilya more more more . Omg
^^excellent tags from prev
wait what the hell why would u leave this in the tags . Their power dynamic is directly inverting ilyas abuse at the hands of his family like …..😭 SO GOOD

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Everyone has their corny fic trope they will never not love, and for me it’s mafia/organized crime AUs. So, consider.
A summer night in Manitoba. Shane fighting sleep from the driver’s seat of his patrol car, four hours left on his shift.
Nights like this are dangerous because they allow his mind to wander back to a time when he wasn’t always a small-town cop, writing parking tickets and getting the short end of the stick with his patrol times. In another lifetime he was one of the youngest members of the RCMP, back before the lifetime blacklist and demotion down to the lowest possible rung of police work with no hope of ever rising up again.
A car zips by, the first in hours. Barely anyone drives on this back-end, one-way road this late, not even teenagers looking for trouble. Shane ignores half the cars that pass through, but this one has a trifecta of infractions: no plates, double the speed limit, dead right tail light.
Shane sighs and turns on the flashing lights, pulling away from his patrol spot on the shoulder. The car pulls over immediately, obediently. Shane is relieved; the last thing he wants to do at 3 in the morning is start a pursuit.
He gets out of his car, flashlight in one hand, wanders over to the driver’s side door prepared to see a stoned teenager or a night shift construction worker woozy from lack of sleep.
Instead, Shane freezes, his fingers going so limp he nearly drops his flashlight.
The man sitting in the driver’s seat should not be here. He should be miles away, at his home base in Montreal, not driving a piece of shit beater in the middle of nowhere.
And Shane should not be here with him, because as far as Ilya Rozanov knows, Shane Hollander’s body burned up in a car fire four years ago.
i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies
top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:
• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)
• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)
• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)
• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage
• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”
• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier
• carrying ilya’s bags
• washing ilya’s hair
• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses
• fuck or die
Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous
Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.
Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD
(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)
More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology
If you’re up for it, can us freaks over here at Pervert United hear about your favorite hollanov role play concepts? Especially the bully ones I’m shaking just thinking those words
Anon, you just made my day.
Of course there's the whole bully/victim RP. I know Shane's been watching lockerroom gangbang porn since he figured out how to jerk off (or at least he fantasizes very vividly about it if we're abiding by my 'Shane doesn't watch porn because it freaks him out' headcanon). And Ilya and Shane's first explicitly sexual encounter being in the showers literally rearranged the order of Shane's universe. I KNOW they're doing a redo of that scenario except this time Ilya gets a lot nastier when he 'catches' Shane looking,,, there is a CRIMINAL lack of consensual non-con in the hollanov tag, that's all I'm saying.
I'm also a sucker for coach/player RP. SUE ME!!!! You think these boys DIDN'T develop a psychosexual complex around the approval of authority figures in the homosocial environment of team sports? Don't even joke, lad.
On a similar note: captain/rookie rp. Like,,, does this one even need an explanation? Thank god hockey has so many formal terms of address for these boys to get their rocks off to.
And of COURSE they're doing puck bunny rp. Of COURSE. "Oh, Mr. Rozanov, I'm your biggest fan~ I've been following your career since juniors~ would you sign my jersey, please?" Yeah, it would make them go NUTS. And the roles can be reversed for this one, too!! Tell me Shane wouldn't cream his pants hearing Ilya call him "the best player in the league." You can't!!
I also like,,, I don't even know how to explain this one. Stranger infidelity rp? Like, Ilya swaggers up to Shane at a bar (this bar can be metaphorical, they could be doing this shit in their kitchen) and hits on him like they don't know each other just so Shane can go "Sorry, I have a boyfriend~" and then the game is Ilya has to tempt Shane away from his so-called "boyfriend." This one is mostly an excuse post-episode 6 for Shane to say "my BOYFRIEND" a lot. Also gives Ilya an opportunity to act out his fuck boy era, which I KNOW Shane finds embarrassingly sexy.
Also hell yeah they're doing virginity rp. They are forever chasing the high that was Ilya ACTUALLY taking Shane's anal virginity. But this is less a RP and more like, a lifestyle kink they incorporate into everything lmao. "Will it fit? 😳😣" -> said about the dick that Shane has basically transformed his hole to the exact measurements of.
FEMINISATION AND BREEDING KINK, IN ALL ITS FORMS!!!! "Oh no, the condom broke, we have to be carefullll~" / "Okay, you can fuck me raw but just the tip, okay? Promise? Because we have to be Careful,,," / Baby Trap roleplay (this one I headcanon originated during one of Shane's lowest points in the situationship era where, in a fit of madness, he thought: "if Ilya knocked me up, then he'd HAVE to look after me" and then he almost died of mortification) / just straight up "let's try for a baby" rp. This one I blame on the baby fever Shane would mostly definitely be feeling watching Ilya be so good with Hayden's kids (RIP Hayden I know you'd be horrified to play any part in this).
oHh!! Re: Ilya's glasses kink, every time Shane puts them on, Ilya is starting up some hot for teacher rp IMMEDIATELY. He's playing the bro-y jock student who's flunking Shane's class and is trying to get into Shane's pants to improve his grade. Yum!
That's all I can think of off the top of my head, but if inspiration strikes and you think of more RP ideas for these two, do not hesitate to pop them in my inbox. There is nothing too crazy for me that I won't be able to imagine for these two, and I do mean that seriously.

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shane rage baiting the rage baiter
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[taps microphone] thank you. imagine, if you will, hollanov cnc hazing roleplay in the centaurs dressing room,
I genuinely can't stop thinking about these two. Help
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Fine. FINE!!! Yes, the rumours are true: I wanna read a hollanov hazing fic where they get psychosexual with it, but they juuust skirt the boundaries of hockey propriety so they get away with it.
Is this yet another au for me to use as a smokescreen for more locker room shower scene CNC rewrites? Maybe so.
okay but for ilya who came from a house that was so tense and probably also had plenty of slamming doors and raised voices when there wouldn't be witnesses, it's so special to me that the way shane loves him is so GENTLE.
i got the drinks you like specifically for you, yeah i notice you're a hard worker so no i won't play along with a joke about you being lazy because i know it's not true, the water in the well tastes good, do you want to stop and get something to eat?, do you want to go inside now?, here's a blanket because it's kind of cold outside, do you want to just talk to me in a language i can't understand and i'll just listen until you're ready to stop?
the way shane loves is so quiet, and i feel like that's part of what makes it feel SO good to ilya specifically.