charlie swan 4 ever

are any of you guys german?? bc there will be cinemas that show the twilight movies again!!! here is a link to an article i found

wtf i just thought i was hallucinating. i'm listening to mgmt rn and andrew kept singing 'into the twilight' like.. i looked up the lyrics and it's true. i haven't lost my mind That Much lmao. like that's a SIGN to become more active on this blog again.

tbh.. my theory that rosalie called emmett her 'MonKeY MaN' bc she is gay and doesn't know how heteros talk... is very accurate. i am a psychology and sociology scientist and professor irl. rn i'm sitting here in my office, with a pen stuck behind my ear, my hair grey, my eyes are wet, old and tired bc finally.. i made that connection. my study is over, i can leave my office! i can see my kids again, i can kiss my depressed wife, i can give a lecture to my college students who already suspected that i'm dead. 'rosalie is just a confused lesbian who doesn't know how straights communicate. she does her best. leave her alone' that's what i will write on the chalkboard tomorrow. the students will tear up out of pure admiration. i have decoded the masterpiece 'Twilight' (2008). i am a GOD