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Y’ALL SEE THIS “I FEEL SO COMFORTABLE WITH HER... AS COMFORTABLE AS I DO UNCOMFORTABLY... EXCITED...AWARE...AROUSED.”

DO Y’ALL SEE HIM WRITING DETAILED NOTES ABOUT THE WEATHER????? “It is sunny and supposed to get to 70 tomorrow, What will I wear???”

“Love it when they dust off their flip flops when it hits 60″

Also gotta love Bella’s “HANGING EGGMAN ON A CEILING FAN”

But in all honesty I need to know who wrote the notes for this journal. Like was it Robert actually thinking to himself “ah yes this is what Edward would be writing” or was some poor prop worker having to slave away with detailed Edward Cullen diary entries.

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“I’m excited about the baseball game on Saturday as well. HOT DOGS!!! Great seats and my love what more could I ask for?” Edward you know damn well you won’t be eating a hot dog, why is this so exciting

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edward cullen attempting to have a fun, flirty conversation with his girlfriend:

sweadward

Everyone in Forks getting an invite to the most lavish wedding they’ve ever been to and it’s for two teenagers

anothertwiblog

...is this not how the Cullen family meeting went?

0rb1ting-1

holy shit

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WE ARE BLESSED

alicegotthestrap

just bros being bros

lapushbabey

Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 (2012)

twilightisgaynow

I find it ironic that in twilight it’s mentioned (by I think Jessica) that Carlisle must be some kind of match maker given all the Cullens children kind of paired up, but then in the one time Carlisle actually did try to play matchmaker with Edward and Rosalie he failed terribly.

when they overhear jessica say that they immediately start using it as a way to tease carlisle lmao

cockmcstuffins

i fucking love that stupid ass conversation in new moon where bella asks “what’s more tempting my blood or my body” and edward goes “it’s a tie” because you fucking KNOW your girl bella was into that shit so hard like she was about to vibrate out the damn chair and raise the sea level flooding the goddamn city of forks because a bitch is weird and she’s into that shit and that fact is hilarious to me

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Me in 2012: *cries in the last scene of Breaking Dawn Part 2*

Me in 2016: *cries in the last scene of Breaking Dawn Part 2*

Me in 2070: *CRIES IN THE LAST SCENE OF BREAKING DAWN PART 2*

bellasredchevy

an office-style mockumentary tv show about the daily lives of the cullens

enuffula

I’m amazed the Volturi haven’t kicked this guy’s ass for wearing a baseball cap to the confrontation with the Cullens.

psychcalice

Caius: WE HAVE A DRESS CODE, CHAD. WHERE’S YOUR FUCKING CLOAK?

cullen-trash

vampire venom is actually just dumb bitch juice

digg

Ever wonder, “Hey, why was the spawn of Twilight lovers Bella and Edward such a hideous CG monster troll?” Well, guess what? It could have been much, much worse. Behold the animatronic monster so hideous it scared the cast of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2, and had to be cut from the film.

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Say no to robot babies.

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what if bella’s actually really fashionable but she just doesn’t know how to dress for the cold

#headcanon #?#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight revival #bella swan

denalis

bitches see one drop of rain on their car and start playing the twilight soundtrack. i’m bitches

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