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Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

hi you're not getting that