WELCOME TO UHHH THE CLOWN CAR
commisions
-> the owner of this blog is a system! and some of the fictives in this system have their own blogs! they'll be listed at the bottom of this post, along with some of the sideblogs that are run by the host.
(Sylph of Doom) (Derse) (Sign of the Reconciler)
ABOUT ME:
I love to collect pronouns! My current favorite pair are it/its, but it's okay to refer to me with binary pronouns, they/them pronouns, neopronouns, or nounself pronouns!
I go by a few names, all related to the characters I kin! My names, in order of most preffered, include:
>>Davekansprite >>Fefetasprite >>Sheriff >>Sollux >>Tricky >>Peril >>Eridan
My system is called the Bullets in a BB Gun! You can refer to us collectively as BB if that's too much of a mouthful.
I have dyslexia! While I do absolutely exaggerate it in a lot of my posts, it still does very much affect the speed at which I write as I have to do a lot of spell-checking. Please be patient with me!
I often overreact to things, so please keep that in mind! If I ghost you, it's probably because you or something else has sent me into a spiral and I'm trying to distract myself/discuss it with a trusted friend. I am currently seeking therapy for this, so hopefully it won't be a forever problem!
If you have the slightest suspicion that something you write to me might be taken the wrong way-- add a tone tag! You don't have to add tone tags to all your posts, but if you're talking to me i'd prefer you to use tone tags when appropriate!
I suck at communication, and I'm currently trying to work on that! Don't be afraid to drop a dm if you want to chat. Bear in mind, though, I have a lot of anxiety and it may take a little while for me to work up the courage to respond to someone I don't know too well!
TAGS YOU MIGHT LIKE:
#==> <- my talk tag! all my original posts are tagged with this. #> davekansprite: write fanfiction <- my fandom writing tag! contains my fanfics and headcanons #> davekansprite: post your art <- my art tag!
TAGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO BLOCK:
#> davekansprite: rant. <- this is my ranting/venting tag, and it may have triggering content in it. i never post any need-to-know information, and some rants may be deleted after posting. #suggestive <- used for nsfw/nsfw-adjacent posts. mostly joke posts, if I ever seriously want to make/reblog serious nsfw content I'll make a seperate blog for it.
OTHER TAGS:
#> davekansprite: post a heads up <- a tag that you should probably pay attention to! i use this when i have something important to announce!
FICTIVE-RUN BLOGS:
Tricky's Blog: @clown--posting
Sanford's Blog: @sea-monster-sanford
Sammy's blog: @rubber-hhoes
OTHER BLOGS:
@system-owned-and-operated <- homestuck kin help account!
@a-really-shitty-crossover-fic <- work in progress! multifandom!
@posting-from-project-nexus <- madness combat roleplay blog!
@tinkerer-posting <- my in-character oc blog!
@q-bert-posting <- my in-character bert blog!
@skittles-posting <- my in-character skittles blog!
@pork-tenderloin-posting <- my in-character oc blog!
@dave-posting <- my in-character sona blog!
@ur-resident-violet-blood <- my in-character homestuck oc blog!
@madnesskinbat <- my madness combat kin help blog!
