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this is a horny blog i made to separate my nsfw posts from my main. be prepared to see the guy in my pfp a lot

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"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe
guy whose O face is the same as the one he makes whenever he loses a game show
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jonathan Crane/Edward Nygma
Characters: Jonathan Crane, Edward Nygma
Additional Tags: Wetting, Omorashi, Piss kink, Masturbation, Trans Male Character, Nonbinary Character, Praise Kink, probably ooc but i’m here to have fun lol, Southern Jonathan Crane, bruce is in a maximum of 3 pages but hes there, how is this only the 5th fic named riddle me piss and the 4th one actually involving eddie, and it’s the 3rd one involving omorashi even, I expected more from this fandom come on guys, at least I’m adding to the list, jon and ed don’t actually fuck they just have nuclear levels of sexual tension
Summary:
“Riddle me piss. Where is it stored? IN THE NYGMA BALLS!” - quoth my friend, Ten, when I told him abt this fic.
re: your post about benefits of being a fluent english speaker
bold of you to assume he wouldn't get turned on by dirty talk in languages he doesn't speak
oh... that's a marvellous consideration. the idea of him becoming aroused even by sentences he doesn't fully understand can definitely be used for domming him, as it's a way to indicate that he does not have the same amount of power or control as you do.
he cannot quite decipher what you're saying. but he grasps that you want to fuck him. he desperately wishes to know what words you've uttered, and feels shame that he is stuck with his single tongue, forced to tomprehend you on the mere basest of levels, made to imagine the concrete details himself. that is a dynamic i would certainly explore with him.
if i could dirty talk in any language besides english, that is. despite being able to speak czech fluently and russian natively, i have not read enough horny fics in either of them to do it good. yet.
i also wonder if he would have a preference or dislike for any particular languages. would he find french as sexy as the stereotypes say? or would he only recoil from it? (probably the latter, imo.)
however, if any language is effective at turning him on, this has several beautiful implications:
anyone in the world can dirty talk to him, no matter how well they understand his videos
you can dirty talk to him in languages that don't even have any native speakers (like most ancient languages and conlangs)
and depending on how his brain works, either:
he responds to you based on your tone, meaning you can say whatever you want in not-english and he will get hard. you can make his cock throb from hearing instructions to operate a washing machine, a translation of a rickroll, or even complete gibberish
he responds to you based on the contents of your message, meaning that he can detect whether a sentence in any given language has a sexual meaning, which could potentially be used as an (admittedly inefficient, but very fun) way to reconstruct taboo words in extinct languages

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food for thought: lower-frequency waves travel through walls better. the deeper your voice, the easier it is to hear you moaning in another room
i lowkey everestkey wish i could imitate tom's voice perfectly just so i could record clips of him moaning
Dear Lord some of you people are horny as hell. Respect.
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hell of a title
you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time
would you like to share with the class 🤔
saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute
would you like to unshare with the class
why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.
I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun
if you got to tie tom up what color rope would you use
red. as close to #c02c38 as possible. it is his theme color; the hue that paints his cheeks when i bring out the harness, the color it imprints into his skin as i tie the knots, the hue that imbues his cock as my ropes forbid him from stroking it; it is the hue of flesh and tomatoes and my most cravèd soup; the color of heat and ardor and arousal, the color of salacious pain and agonizing pleasure, the color of the block button, the color of the very determination that drives him to seek out thrill after thrill, strife after strife, and which threw him here, right into my hands, that are now weaving my intricate web of control around his body.
and, as we all know, it has more positive than negative meanings. gotta spread good vibes <3
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i'd love to bounce on tom's dick. many other people here would too. but i can guarantee that nobody can do it like matt gray. they're literally the bounciest person on the internet
one day you wake up and it’s literally saturday