cataclysmic levels of parasocial tension

and he is, of course, wearing it under the "this place is not a place of honor" booty shorts

i want to give tom scott head because with the current state of the world where the internet is on fire and nothing is certain and my life could go off the rails at any point (even if i live in a relatively "stable" country) i would like to express my deep appreciation for the man who has given me countless laughs and joyful thoughts over the years and has motivated me to create several artworks that i'm proud of and has made me learn many interesting things including important lessons that have saved me oceans of pain and has undoubtedly done the same for plenty of his other viewers by sharing his brilliant hard work on the web for free. and also because sucking him off would be hot

My curse is that I'm down for basically anything in weird porn, but only in its most restrained form. A cock the size of a pool noodle? Not something I'd actively seek out, but I'm willing to entertain the potential eroticism of it. A cock the size of Pennsylvania? That's not porn to me anymore – it's gone all conceptual. What are the geopolitical implications.

#does it have sales tax #can you pump your own gas while in the presence of the pennsylvenis #does the owner of the pennsylvenis have like. government authority #or does someone else decide the zoning rights for them (via @tofu-bento-box)

boys with big wet doe eyes always wanna get chased through the woods by a guy with a gun

Indie horror games are either like "You're on a submarine because you were sent to explore a mysterious pit in the ocean floor and you slowly realize you weren't meant to resurface" or "Mr. Scrubkus is gonna get you!!!!! Don't let him get you!!!!" And Mr. Scrubkus is the one everyone talks about

Also Mr. Scrubkus has an unreasonable amount of fanart porn.

Well, it is a bit hard to sexualize the merciless concepts of the creeping knowledge of betrayal and the expendability of workers in a capitalist society

That’s quitter talk, son.

they invented a new kind of jerking off called groping your bruises and whimpering

YouTube has been recommending me ten-minute-long videos of middle-aged men rolling increasingly absurd cigars lately. I just saw a thumbnail depicting what appeared to be a cigar approximately fourteen inches in length. I feel like if you're smoking a fourteen-inch cigar the subtext has become text.