kate

taking mascara breaks for lash health are NOT for the weak

i see something coming around the corner that makes me want a hotdog real bad 🌾🍀🇺🇸

don't you dare tell me you forgot to call when i know your grandmother's name, dad's favorite song, what your brother did at our age, why you aren't popular anymore, what's on your ankles and wrists, and every boy you ever liked.

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 (or more) people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

"how'd you do on the final?" "did all your studying pay off?"

ohhh man i could really go for a wlw relationship rn... oh boy i really yearn.. if only i could get a wlw relationship

dead. poet's. honor.

perfect is spelt megan moroney btw

"i'm the straightest one here" until the Paige Bueckers edits start playing

life when that fuckass math problem ends in a whole number

who hurt bro? he got the history teacher who just became a widow look to him

being friends is crazy bc she's my wife, my daddy, my twin, my femboy, my home, all i dream of, etc.

fuck taxes, think about your fictional crushes this april!

two guys who found out their friend died but one became their dead friend's baby daddy and one choked on snow

todd is so girlhood like yes! be afraid of public speaking, have a crush on your friend, choke on snow!

can't do math but i can pretend i'm todd anderson (is it working?)

"and only the gentle survived" starter pack