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We are alone in the theater for Cats. Will report back

everything about kylo ren gets exponentially more pathetic when you remember that he’s like thirty

I just saw an enamel pin that made me go through all 7 stages of grief in under minute

There’s nothing more disappointing than a found family dynamic that ends with “And then they all went their seperate ways and remembered their wacky found family fondly” like no shut up they all live in the same place and their lives remain interconnected forever

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

what’s cool about tumblr is that the desktop and mobile versions are both fucked up but in completely different ways

i love it when people say “must you?” both because it makes me feel like i’m in a period drama and because yes, i absolutely must

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i think it’s morally unacceptable to deliberately breed or buy dogs. the only ethical way to own dogs is to get them from a shelter. and god HELP me if they aren’t neutered by 3 months old. also i really look forward to owning more pembroke welsh corgis!

in a more ethically appropriate future, aspiring dog owners with any breed preferences will have to go find a population of free-ranging poodles in their natural habitat and simply lasso their favorite