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I am stronger than the jar

⁠⁠I know what left and right are

⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess

⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands

Being a professional athlete is rough, physically and mentally. Weightlifting alone doesn’t build and maintain strong muscles. Shane having a low impact physical activity to counteract the intense training and brutality he puts his body through on a daily basis is vital to his long term health. More importantly? It’s calming for him. It eases his anxiety and helps quiet his mind. Shane’s pretty sure he’d lose his shit without his morning yoga.

His morning yoga has also contributed greatly to Ilya’s “you’ve killed me, Hollander—I am dead” moments.

He and Ilya have a healthy sex life. Very healthy. Robust, one might say. One of the primary reasons for that is the extraordinary stamina they both have as well-trained professional athletes. Marathon sex for us mere mortals is a regular night for those two. Marathon sex for them would put a layperson in the hospital, IV in one arm and a social worker at the end of the bed asking if we’re safe at home.

One of the other big reasons for their impressive sex life? Shane being mind-bogglingly bendy. Flexible as fuck. Nightwing levels of limber.

Legs behind his head? No problem. One leg around Ilya’s waist, other one angled back toward the headboard? Easy peasy. Do a split on it? C’mon, at least make this a challenge; he does that on the regular. Bend over, touch his toes, take it like a pretty little—

You get the idea.

Ilya has yet to find a position too challenging. He tries his damnedest, just for the thrill of finding something that pushes Shane to his physical limits, but Shane has never been outdone. He just grins, makes a show of stretching his arms above his head as he whips his shirt off, and tells Ilya that he hopes they don’t have plans for the rest of the day/night/weekend/week. And he always, always eggs Ilya on.

“Hope you stretched first, Rozanov. I’ll wear you out.”

Posting my art everyday until I have a steady art career: day 25

[Image ID: A photo of a tuxedo kitten laying on a blanket and pillow looking directly at the camera and showing her belly in relaxation.]