Minor brain surgery. Emphasis not on the minor.

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

Plus, California just passed a law that makes striking workers eligible for unemployment benefits, which means the AMPTP knew they weren't gonna be able to starve them out much longer.

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

reblog if its friday and you made it

I’m at a loss for words

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two

Kevin McCarthy losing four five six consecutive Speaker of the House votes (so far) is legitimately one of the funniest things to ever happen. This is 2023's boat stuck in the Suez Canal. Something important has ceased working for the most hilarious possible reason and we are all watching desperate attempts to get it working again while secretly hoping it does not, and I think that's beautiful

Anyways if ryan johnson decides to create a knives - out- benoit -blanc franchise james bond-style in which every movie is one murder mystery with a fun twist and rich people getting fucked, and that becomes a cult classic and every few years they recast benoit blanc (as if anyone could ever come close to daniel craig) to continue making movies I just wanna say that not only I would watch all of them, I would become the number one fan. My grandchildren will hear about how I watched the first movie in theaters

knives out movies really just went from a nurse who cannot lie to a teacher whose acting skills can fool so many people not even the jeremy renner hot sauce drop in her nose can hold her back from playing dead i just love the diversity in our female leads

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

Favourite genres of media include ‘makes me want to lie on the floor’ and ‘have to stop and stare into space about it for a while’ and sometimes both of those as well as ‘has rewired my brain so completely I will think about it every day forever’