I'm cute about everything

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

Guys…I think the Ferrari strategy worked

yes, albon +12 minutes BUT if everyone in front of us crashes, we win

you’ll be lamenting down in p12 and p13 and all of a sudden flavio briatore’s evil ass playing god will tell you “swap positions”

Imagining a scene is free. Writing it costs my entire lifespan

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

and i'm not even living la vida loca

One thing the french are going to do is protest.

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right