Still Working on Getting That Guard Dragon

It's always "why did you stab the mark with a fork" and "you ruined the con" and never How was the stabbing The stabbing looked fun was it fun

Have a pattern link I guess if you want

let the cross stitch be decor

I FOUND IT FINALLY!

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

Kirsh is SO FUNNY to me because he so clearly walked out of one of the prequels that love to dramatically explore religion and science and shit. And he's been stuck with a bunch of kids who think they're the Goonies.

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

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