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*jumps up and down waving my hands and yelling in a crowd* DISCORD WAS NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE FORUMS AND WIKIS!!! IT'S JUST EMBELLISHED CHATROOMS WITH MULTIPLAYER GAMING FEATURES AND LOOTBOXES AND SHIT!!! PLEASE PUT FAQS AND MESSAGE BOARDS OR AT LEAST A DIRECT EMAIL-BASED SUPPORT SYSTEM ON YOUR WEBSITE!!! 1GB NEOCITIES DOMAIN ZERO DOLLARS

"Here's Why You Won't Be Invited Inside My Shoeless Home"

I don't know how to describe the pain we are living through... but every passing minute could change my little nephew's fate. 💔😭

We are still short 500 euros to cover the cost of the surgery. The procedure involves a very sensitive area of ​​his body, and the doctors have confirmed that it cannot be delayed. If the surgery isn't performed while he is still this young, he could grow up suffering for the rest of his life, and he might even lose his future prospects and the chance to ever become a father. Please, do not leave us feeling helpless in the face of his pain.

My nephew is his parents' whole world—their only child. Tragically, he lost his father in this genocide in the Gaza Strip, and ever since, he has lived in a state of fear, trauma, and deprivation. He has no one left but his mother, and even today, he is at risk of losing his future as well.

Isn't it enough what I have already lost? Isn't it enough that I lost my mother—the person dearest to me—because the occupation prevented her from traveling for cancer treatment? Shall I tell you about my brother—the father of the nephew who needs this surgery—who was martyred after being shot in the head during this war? Or about my uncle, and so many of my relatives and friends, who were also martyred? I am fighting desperately not to lose my young nephew as well. Please, donate; do not let us down. Please donate. 💔😭

Only one person has donated €10, and we still need €490. Tomorrow is the deadline for the operation. If you care, please donate before my nephew dies. 💔

Everyone, there are only 8 hours left until my nephew's surgery, and we still need 450 euros. Why is everyone ignoring me? Why are you ignoring me while my nephew is on the verge of death? Please, donate—donate and save his life. 😭💔

⏳ URGENT UPDATE: We only need 12 people to donate $25 each to secure her next dose in 3 days. Please Reblog if you can't donate to help us reach them! 🙏

We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.

also the way he pulls britain out of said peril really pisses off the right wingers, at least in part because he recognises that he cannot do it alone and chooses those he trusts (his jamaican community) as his knights

Absolutely, Guinevere is the Jamaican nurse who took him in in this universe and many of his friends in the Jamaican community that took him in are analogous with/reincarnations of common characters from Arthurian mythology. Except for Merlin. Who is the original Merlin. Who is living a retiree lifestyle in The Bahamas for plot and wizard foresight reasons.

[ID: tiktok by @/juzt_sammie with the caption "POV: You're visually impaired." A man walks up to a wall outside with a paper notice taped onto it. He says, "What is this? Let me put on my glasses." He puts them on and takes the paper, reading, "Beware, quicksa—" then cuts himself off with an annoyed look at the camera. As he says this he starts rapidly sinking downwards into the quicksand out of frame. End ID.]

Hate that the term "post-nut clarity" gets applied to guilt and shame people feel after watching porn or having sex. These feelings aren't any more real or reasonable that the horniness was. You don't have clarity, you're just not horny anymore and grew up in a culture that told you to be ashamed of sex and masturbation.

In essence am I implying it should be tonally similar to the emperor's new groove but with ultra violence? Perhaps