if it's good 4 the goose, it's good 4 the garden

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

“average post has 3 gators” factoid actualy just statistical error. average post has 0 gators. Gators Georg, who lives in cave & has 100,000-gator posts, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I'll have to add Gators Georg to my list of titles.

so fucked up that goncharov is only on poob

Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.

[image description: photo of the back of a box truck for a company named "The Brothers That Just Do Gutters". their logo features a cartoony drawing of the two brothers; one has dark brown hair and a more round face, and the other has shorter, lighter hair and is wearing glasses, making them look similar to justin and griffin mcelroy.]

Reblogging this version cuz those two gifs show the sexiest duality a man can have.

Note to self: Industrial adhesive is still industrial adhesive, even if its stickiness is not the property you are interested in.

I'm gonna say it, transformers is just warriorcats but make it car robots siri send tweet

“of course I remembered” is a love language

DAAaHRLINg,

Sorry if this is awkward but are you free every morning for the next 70 years? I’d love to get some coffee if you’re available.

I’ve made thousands of posts and I think this one might be my favorite.