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"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
paintings of my cat Noodle over the years
Carefully explaining to my elite catgirl infantry for the fifteenth time that polearm unit tactics only work if everyone in the unit is wielding the same polearm. One of them showed up with a Bohemian ear-spoon. Where did she even get that.
This is how you get 256 catgirls with one hand each on a single 100 meter long sarissa

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The above is a video shared by smrchildsadness on Twitter, showing a person participating in a pride parade exchanging a pride flag with a person standing on his (am using his pronoun based on the TikToks/Tweets of what happened) doorway who had a Portuguese flag. There are sounds of cheers and crying and the two people hug each other as they exchange the flags. The man at the doorway then waved kisses to the crowd within the pride parade.
The Tweet says: "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HE'S SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG I'M EMOTIONALLY RUINED"
For context, apparently they were worried that maybe he's a nationalist because he was waving the Portuguese flag and some nationalists opposing the pride march were waving that flag. But upon interacting with him, it turns out he didn't have have a pride flag and he wanted to wave *a* flag in support of the pride march. So they had an exchange and now he has his own pride flag 😭🥹.
The image above is a Tweet by kunwara_ladkaa that says "I'm crying so much right now (Image taken by Manuel Fernando Araújo/Lusa)". The image shows the same man from the pride parade crying as he hugs his new pride flag.
The above image is a Tweet by dudz_zZzz that says "ainda não parei de pensar nele," which according to Google translate from Portuguese to English is "I still haven't stopped thinking about him." The image is a drawing of the person from the pride parade, crying as he hugs his new pride flag.
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His name is António Fernandes, and you can find the original article where he spoke about this event here
This elderly gentleman lives alone in Porto, when he saw the march coming up his street all he knew was he wanted to participate, so he ran home to get the only flag he had to wave as they passed by, when they did he was overcome with emotion and called over one of the activists, they hugged and exchanged flags, he felt so overwhelmed that he could only hold it and cry.
This isn't a story about a closeted elderly man, António lives and has been living alone for many years now and that little moment made him feel included in something for the first time in many years.
Says the article:
"The act was "of support”, guarantees the man, especially because “each one is as they are and we are all the same”. “The joy I felt at this moment. I cried,” he recalled, still emotional when looking at the photograph offered to him during this report.
However, even though it reached thousands of people, the moment screams a feeling of belonging, of joy and also a portrait of loneliness as a consequence of aging.
Behind that door, whose image spread across the country, António is the portrait of a condition that affects many others like him. He lives alone, but the walls of his home are full of memories of a life shared and full of love. “Memories I preserve,” he stresses.
He's not gay, nor does he need to be to support and respect the cause.
“We all have the same color blood. We are all the same.”
Still with an emotional look glued to the photograph that immortalized his gesture at the march, António remembers: “I felt embraced by all of them”. After a sigh, he says: “See this photo? I want to take it to my coffin.”
Part 2
Part 1 here ⬇️
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going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
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i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.
via reddit.com
that was the Devil
I mean they wanted rain
His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions
I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.
DO NOT MAKE YOUR OWN WIZARD CLOTHES! It sounds cheap right now but it is a SLIPPERY DLOPE to ONE BILLION DOLLAR hobby because you will never pass up a fabric or thread sale again :( (fabric glue often contains acids that will damage fabric over time so dont use it where you expect an item to last for like a decade+ ok ily)
there's people like you and then there's people like the last anon who instructed me to buy a $500 cricut machine. the devil and the angle on my broad hunky shoulders that I have

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I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.
Genuinely I just don't think people younger than 35 know how good they have it. I distinctly remember the year in my childhood that it became illegal to smoke in restaurants, I remember what it was like when people used to smoke indoors everywhere, you all think it's cool because it's this illicit fun thing people are doing drunk outside bars now, you don't remember what it was like when fucking everything reeked all the time and you couldn't get away from it and how life changing it was when you could suddenly go out to eat and everything didn't taste like ash and all your clothes and hair didn't stink for days when you got home.
indoor white walls were literally expected to turn yellow and stained within just a few months from cigarette smoke
Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.
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i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.
it's also lowkey ableist.
I have a bunch of health conditions that, stacked together, make me shit at playing most games. But they may have a compelling story or beautiful art and I want to experience them, so I watch gameplays.
just some examples: my hand-eye coordination and reaction time are piss-poor, so most platform games are a struggle. I had to abandon Hollow Knight in the second area bc I simply didn't have the skills to get past. So, I watched my boyfriend play it.
Staring or focusing my sight for long periods makes my retinas HURT and my eyes water like crazy, so I couldn't complete The Witcher, with its low contrast and sucky camera, but the story is GREAT. So, I watched my boyfriend play it, and some yt gameplays to see the alternate routes.
First-person anything is a huge NO, I only last 10 minutes before either getting so dizzy I throw up or getting a full-head migraine. Not ideal. But most horror games (which I love) are in first person. My bf hates them, so gameplays it is.
I also don't have the money to be spending on games and consoles all the time.
So, yeah, not all of us CAN play every game we want to, but we still have a right to experience them, and gatekeeping only showcases you're an infantile loser who is desperate to feel special. Which is honestly sad.
(small note- games I could play to the end and loved every second: Wavetale, Spiritfarer, The Dog Island [yes, really], various Zelda games but especially BotW, Tomodachi Life, some Kingdom Hearts [I ain't buying EVERY CONSOLE IN EXISTENCE to play them] and many RPG Maker games but esp. Ib, The Crooked Man and To The Moon. So, if you also suck at games you can maybe try those)
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Who’s your favorite out of the chain?
Time
Twilight
Wind
Warriors
Wild
Legend
Hyrule
Four
Sky

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@linkeduniverse I’m sorry, but I’ve never seen these two before, are we gonna get an explanation on them or did you just put them in to tease us about things that are too come?
Sooo, we know one of them, but do we know the other?
the one on the right is probably first, but I’m pretty sure the one on the left is still a mystery right? he reminds me of legend a bit for some reason
does anyone have any ideas for who that might be
children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that
a sphinx child based on this post