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I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb
The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol
i see that tumblr is still obsessed with david tennant
he deserves it

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I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today
So play like a noob? got it
Youāre joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesnāt know what theyāre doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies theyāre pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.
Chessmasters when their opponent doesnāt make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:
today i talked to a 14 year old who told me they saw "puss and boots" recently and loved it, and they said they had to go see it because they love "shrek." they were like, "that movie is just iconic." and i was like, "oh yeah, haha, it came out when i was a kid, so i know what you mean." and they were like "o_O what?! shrek came out when you were a KID?" and i was like "yeah, i know it's like retro for teens to like it now, right?" and they were like... "wait, what?!?! SHREK? that movie came out when you were a KID? and you saw it when it came out????? what was that even like!!!" and i was just like "haha well you know it was... well. it was. it was definitely a movie a lot of us watched at that time. shrek." and the look on their face was like i had just told them i saw the beatles in concert in 1964
I miss tumblr's Reblog Balls
These ones? Ah I don't want to update my app and suffer then
No, I mean the tumblr labs' Reblog Balls
It was a feature where you could see the size of a tumblr user's balls in each post they were in. The more people reblogged directly from them, the bigger their balls.
It was interesting because as soon as a contrarian rant, shit take, insane reply and/or dumb addition was added to a post, you could check these and, inevitably, you'd find a common link responsible for the spread of the shit version of said post, and I just found fascinating how awful tumblrs were interconnected.
I guess you could use it to curate your dash by blocking/blacklisting everyone in the Shit Chain, but I was always too lazy to do it.
we used to have so many balls
@staff the people have spoken: return our balls
RETURN OF THE BALLS !

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jesus christ. surviving is not enough. you have to eat the strawberries and paint and cook an absurdly delicious dinner. thanks zombie show
you are literally so correct thank you. also have gay sex
Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
theyāre saying itās 3am and theyāre so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and theyāre likeĀ āwell that woke me upā
This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY
SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001)Ā |Ā dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans
Talking about the sniper section bc itās. My heart feels like that house.
First, BEAUTIFULLY DONE. absolutely perfect, every part of it. But rewatching, Joel never stops watching Ellie. Not for a second. Heās watching where sheās going and heās watching behind her for infected. When sheās knocked to the ground after Joel shoots the one clicker, she spots an open window in a van. Joel is watching her and sees where sheās looking and knows exactly where sheās trying to go. You see his eyes move to the left to see the van. And she knows heāll kill all of the infected in her way. Because she trusts him. And because he wonāt let her die.
And once Ellieās in the van, Joelās fire ceases except for killing the ones behind it. He is only looking out for her. Anything gets close to that van, heās there immediately. Thereās a shot of him after the bloater surfaces of him just watching. Not firing, just observing the van. Watching for infected. Keeping her safe.
And then one comes up, a young girl in a BLUES CLUES SHIRT, and you see the panic immediately on his face. He goes from completely still to shaking. He fires and he misses. His reload even feels rushed. His breath is shaky, hitching even. His entire face is trembling. And then the clicker is in the car and he canāt see it anymore. He canāt protect her anymore. And it cuts again to him taking two quick, rushed, and paralyzing breaths. He adjusts his grip on the gun because his hands are sweating. And now he, much like she had to minutes prior, has to trust that she can and will get out of this, as much as he wants to be the one to save her from it
Then it cuts to Joel again when sheās outside the van.
This is panic. Fear. This is not knowing whatās coming out of that van. If that clicker ate a hole in her neck and itās the one escaping. The fear of not knowing her fate and if he just lost her again. Of not being able to protect her because he canāt see her through the windows of the van. The fear of so many uncertainties.
And this is relief. His shoulders have even fallen back slightly, relaxing. When he sees sheās out and closed the door on the clicker. That sheās, in a weird, twisted way, safe again. Because he can protect her again. Because he can, and will, kill every infected in her path.
And then sheās on the ground and they can see each other again. Ellie looks over to Henry and Sam and sees them struggling under the car. She canāt leave them. She reaches for her shiv and she looks to Joel in the house.
Sheās determined. And he knows it. He canāt see them under the car, but he can guess what sheās saying. What she wants to do. What sheās asking him to do. To continue to protect her (like heād ever stop), as dangerous and heart attack inducing as it will be for him to see her do this. And he makes a face that Pedro seems to make in every role he plays.
This face. This face, to me, means a plethora of different things depending on his role. But in this context, itās more of a āfine, Iāll do it. Iāve got youā one. He even nods slightly. Really slightly. Deep down, he wants them safe, too. Itās dangerous down there. Itās full of infected. And heād like nothing more than to get out of there with her in one piece. But Ellie has a big heart. She cares about Henry and Sam. And Joel knows that. Heās seen how sheās been with Sam. Laughing with him, reading with him, signing with him, playing soccer with him. How long has it been since sheās been able to do this with another kid? But Ellieās asks him just a little more. I need to get to them. Protect me.
And he does, of course he does. He kills five(?) clickers that touch her or get in her path. And heās no longer shaking. Heās as stable as ever in firing. He nails every single shot, killing every clicker in her way. Ellie gets to Henry and Sam, killing the clicker on Henry and stabbing the one on Sam while Joel finishes it off. And he watches for any more that come their way. And once he sees theyāre in the clear, he leaves and meets up with them immediately
Main point being - protective dad Joel <3
JESUS--
I was going to make a post about this too but holy shit you put it all PERFECTLY.
I was fucking shaking through this whole sequence. The back and forth shots of Joel firing and Ellie having her path cleared. The fact she wasn't even flinching at the bullets flying above her head because she knew this is Joel and he won't hit her (also worth mentioning - just minutes prior when that guy from the house started shooting at them, they're not gonna hit you, he promises again. They are not gonna hit you - and he makes fucking sure they don't.)
And the second that infected girl gets in the car after Ellie??? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE WAY JOEL WAS SHAKING! HE WAS FUCKING TERRIFIED TO THE CORE.
The best part of it all for me is the fact that because Joel is alone in there and no one can see him, he's allowing himself to let all these emotions flood his face. He doesn't have an audience so he doesn't have to pretend and hide behind a mask. He's allowing himself to feel everything 100%.
I'm going to be rewatching this over and over again. And once I do, there will be a lot more screaming

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Also I can make a less insanely boring persona for myself if iām not stuck with my real name and identity
Has no one heard of stage names anymore this day and age? Or pen names? Not using your real name even in indisputably professional settings is nothing new or scandalous
āCringe culture is deadā isnāt just about letting 15 year olds cosplay MHA (but is also an issue). Itās about letting 50 year olds dance at clubs even if theyāre ābad at itā, itās about letting 10 year oldās wear random bits of clothes to make an outfit thatās āweirdā, itās about letting adult men experiment with artsy makeup looks even when theyāreĀ āmessyā, itās about letting teens scream music even if they āsound badā.
āCringe culture is deadā means letting people learn new hobbies at any age, experiment with their identity at any time, expressing themselves in ways outside the norm just as much as it means let 20 year olds play roblox.Ā
Cringe culture is just social norms being forced on people rebelling against societies value consensus, itās keeping people in brackets that are easier to market to.Ā
Let cringe culture be dead in every aspect of life outside online spaces.