Me? I'm bi! I'm fresh! I'm hip!

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

this is my favorite painting full stop

that “babylonian twink” is King David

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

I’m literally every single person in this video

Audition #1: Aries Audition #2: Taurus Audition #3: Gemini Audition #4: Cancer Audition #5: Leo Audition #6 & 7: Virgo and Libra Audition #8: Scorpio Ms. Darbus: Sagittarius Sharpay: Capricorn Ryan: Aquarius Kelsi: Pisces

ngl one of the main reasons i ship romione is because hermione got a cat that is the cat version of ron

…you just blew my entire mind

BIG, GINGER, GRUMPY, AND A LITTLE VIOLENT who am i talking about ron or crookshanks you don’t know

This makes so much sense!

“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time 

Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit

what did bobby flay do to these people