troy

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

half man is one of the best tv shows i’ve ever seen and i would love to be able to recommend it more but unfortunately it falls under the “everyone needs to get real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly” category

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

I could really do with a reward or incentive

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

i need to write some evil ass fanfiction that informs people in no uncertain terms that i have severe psychological problems and am not going to make it

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music