og me gongaga truther

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

Didn't notice the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS change, and was instead desperately looking for the "had to do it to em" guy

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

Sometimes a cast of characters in a book or whatever is implied to be overwhelmingly white as that's just assumed to be the "default" so fandoms will take it upon themselves to do colour-blind casting to make it more diverse, but they haven't quite learned racist/colourist stereotypes and archetypes so now we've got people just doing. god I don't even know how to describe it. It's just bad

i'm so glad they introduced the .webp. every time i saved a jpeg from the internet before i would always think to myself, "this is too simple and indulgent; how can i better glorify God through labor when i am saving a reaction image?" and the Lord did answer with His glorious new format and i speak His praises every time i must select "all filetypes" and manually enter ".jpg" after the filename. amen.

erika Kirk has those watery red old basset hound eyes i see her and know she consumes too much grain