always the cowboy never the cow 🇵🇸

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things