an army of lovers cannot lose

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

sorry i hope it is not too shocking and unforgivable that i want him bleeding and dying on it

it's a christmas jamiracle

spreading christmiraquais cheer

Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

I love in science fiction when something’s an array. The sensor array. The navigational array. Weapons array. Goddamn, yes. Get that shit in an array.

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[looking kind of offended] well there’s no reason NOT to torture me for the information…