Strawberries tho.

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

WHERE THE FUCK WAS I WHEN THIS HAPPENED!?

It was one of the saddest TV moments of my childhood! Donnie’s parents were originally very similar to Nigel and Mirianne. They befriended an orangutan mother and her son and taught them a single sign in sign-language: family. One day, poachers attached the orangutans. Donnie’s parents intervened and were killed for doing so. The villagers nearby sent their bodies to sea. Out of love and gratitude, the mother orangutan briefly ‘adopted’ Donnie, who was only a toddler. A year later, they stumbled across Nigel as he and the Thornberrys were filming. The orangutan decided that Donnie needed a human family and put Donnie in Nigel’s path. The Thornberrys, of course, adopted him, having personally known and respected his parents as great naturalists. 

lizzo passionately playing her flute, stopping for a hot second to yell BITCH and returning to play is just so powerful

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

it's the working class struggle!

Rub the booty.

Smack the booty

Eat the booty

Love the booty

Value the booty

Bite the booty

Hug the booty

Cherish the booty

Kiss the booty

Worship the booty

Hold the booty