hey crab man

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

do i piss you off? do you wanna fuck about it?

I could really do with a reward or incentive

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating